boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
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adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
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Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?